Wow... haven't posted in nearly a year. Here's something funny that happened to me yesterday.

Me: Steve do you know how to ride a motorbike?
Steve: Course I know!
Me: I'm thinking about learning...
Steve: If you just wanna learn, fine. But if you wanna ride a bike as transportation, you're better off taking intravenous drugs or having unprotected sex with prositutes... coz your life-expectancy is about the same!