JF is the smallest person I've known. After our argument, he's refused to even look me in the eye.

At a friend's wedding, we were asked to stop smoking at the table and go to the lobby instead. To stave his oversized ego, he had to light up when the manager left. Can't even give the couple the fucking respect.

JF, if you're reading this, you're the most bigoted, egotistical, petty and vile person i've had the misfortune to know. Your wife, God bless her heart, must have steely patience not to want to slap your face everytime she looks at you.