Can somebody send me one for Mercedes as well?

Bloody hell!

VT: You didn't renew my services because we have not given you the cheque?!
madeD: I had informed you since December (it's now 7th February) that your services will expire on the 4th of this month.
VT: This is not the way to work! *nag nag nag nag nag*

Of course it's the fuckin' way to work!! If I didn't let your service lapse, who the fuck knows when i'll fucking get paid! WANKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JF is the smallest person I've known. After our argument, he's refused to even look me in the eye.

At a friend's wedding, we were asked to stop smoking at the table and go to the lobby instead. To stave his oversized ego, he had to light up when the manager left. Can't even give the couple the fucking respect.

JF, if you're reading this, you're the most bigoted, egotistical, petty and vile person i've had the misfortune to know. Your wife, God bless her heart, must have steely patience not to want to slap your face everytime she looks at you.