Got slapped with a $650 fine on Wednesday for speeding. I'm still shell-shocked. Today however, some imbecile tried to turn right from the left lane. I had to hit my brakes so hard the ABS kicked in. Pity there wasn't a cop in sight. I got a glance at the bastard, it was just some middle aged guy with his wife or mistress. He didn't even look back or wave to apologise.

I wonder what they do to these people in court? Do they like execute them on the spot or something?

Judge: Don't you know reckless driving like that can get people killed
Asshole: Oh judge please be lenient I didn't know it wasn't a turning lane, in fact I was...
Judge: Enough! I pronounce you guilty and sentence you to death! Officer, you may proceed.
Officer: Die, you scum. BLAM BLAM BLAM.

To all of you who drive like you didn't earn your licence, I wish you a pleasant day.... and death by the most painful ways possible known to man and roach.