My clients LOVE me! Here's what I got in an email today...
Firstly you are a cunt.. real smelly cunt with warts and smeely green bits with grey puss oozing out of it. Like a 98 year old Filipino grandmother who has seen more american dicks than I have had hot dinners. Oh yeah I forgot she has a limp....and a hairlip!!!!!

He's Australian, so obviously, he can't SPEEL. If you're looking for abuse, I'll hook you up :-)